{"id":44,"date":"2018-05-26T07:37:30","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T07:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/?p=44"},"modified":"2024-08-19T18:09:30","modified_gmt":"2024-08-19T17:09:30","slug":"how-to-defeat-a-pirate-chapter-1-why-dragons-are-annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO DEFEAT A PIRATE &#8211; Chapter 1: Why dragons are annoying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: XX-Large;\">&#8220;TOM,&#8221;<\/span>\u00a0yelled James, Tom\u2019s dad, one sunny morning, &#8220;why haven\u2019t you packed?&#8221;<br \/>\n\u201cWell,\u201d said Tom, \u201cI sort of lost my library key.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou sort of lost your library key?\u201d shouted James.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u201cHee hee hee.\u201d<\/span> said a little voice from behind a book called How to train your dragon.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cFrank.\u201d said Tom.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-56\" src=\"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/frank.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"131\" height=\"170\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u201cYyyes?\u201d<\/span>\u00a0said Frank, Tom\u2019s hunting dragon.<br \/>\n\u201cWhere is my library key?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMe has no idea!\u201d said Frank. Then a smallish shiny key fell off the book shelf and onto Tom\u2019s head.<br \/>\n\u201cFra\u2026\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m off to the library.\u201d said Tom\u2019s dad.<br \/>\n\u201cWait for me!\u201d said Tom as he ran out the house after his dad.<\/p>\n<p>When they got there they found a gold hook jamming the door!<br \/>\n\u201cWell, bad luck.\u201d said the\u00a0 librarian. Tom thought he saw a man in black wearing a hood climb down a chimney and into to the library! Then the hook moved up on to the roof and the door swung open! And then a big piece of wire fell off the roof followed by the hook that had been tied to the end of the string followed by a few grunts. Then a big red dragon flew off the roof and roared.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/libraryBomber.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"204\" height=\"244\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;TOM,&#8221;\u00a0yelled James, Tom\u2019s dad, one sunny morning, &#8220;why haven\u2019t you packed?&#8221; \u201cWell,\u201d said Tom, \u201cI sort of lost my library key.\u201d \u201cYou sort of lost your library key?\u201d shouted James. \u201cHee hee hee.\u201d said a little voice from behind a book called How to train your dragon. \u201cFrank.\u201d said Tom. \u201cYyyes?\u201d\u00a0said Frank, Tom\u2019s hunting dragon&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book","category-how-to-defeat-a-pirate","tag-how-to-defeat-a-pirate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}