{"id":85,"date":"2019-05-13T04:24:46","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T03:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/?p=85"},"modified":"2024-08-19T18:08:13","modified_gmt":"2024-08-19T17:08:13","slug":"how-to-defeat-a-pirate-chapter-5-a-big-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO DEFEAT A PIRATE-Chapter 5: A big fight"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cNo way am I sword fighting you.\u201d said Tom. \u201cWell let\u2019s fight in hot air balloons then.\u201d said Balhe. \u201cOkay.\u201d said Tom. When they got in the balloons both of them found a bow and 50 arrows on the floor. \u201cA bit of luck, isn\u2019t it?\u201d said Balhe. \u201cThe bows and arrows from my last battle.\u201d \u201cLet the battle begin!\u201d shouted Balhe. They shot arrows like mad until Tom only had 10 left and Balhe only had one. Tom decided to look down and to his horror he saw a pack of killer flans! Killer flans were very verrrrrrrrrry poisonous dragons. Balhe shot his last arrow. It hit the side of Tom\u2019s balloon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cNo way am I sword fighting you.\u201d said Tom. \u201cWell let\u2019s fight in hot air balloons then.\u201d said Balhe. \u201cOkay.\u201d said Tom. When they got in the balloons both of them found a bow and 50 arrows on the floor. \u201cA bit of luck, isn\u2019t it?\u201d said Balhe. \u201cThe bows and arrows from my last&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book","category-how-to-defeat-a-pirate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tblog.eutony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}